After a long layoff & a trip to the Pond the Bell Breakers were back on the real ice. Missing several key players they came out at the start playing like they were on a lake without a paddle, falling behind right from the start. Going into the 3rd down 7-3, the Breakers used the power play to pick up momentum storming back to within one. But there was not enough tract left to catch C&R as they held on to win one that they thought would be a pushover. Great effort from Murph with 4 tallies.

Eaton Beaver's brother Red Beaver Reporting

Joke of the week: br> Italian Mothers: Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son, Anthony, for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Tina. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Tina and I are just roommates.''About a week later, Tina came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?""Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure. " So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear Mama, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love, Anthony Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his Mama which read: Dear Son,I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Tina, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Love,Mama

BellBreaker Bylaws:
Bylaws that each team member must follow.
Law 1-1: There are to be no Hillyskillets ordered unless Mr. Hillyskillet Himself is at Club H.(Unless Mr. Hillyskillet is not present for the game.)
Law1-1a: Hillyskillets are now in play at all times.
Law 1-2: No one will be allowed to wear rival team's apparel inside the locker room or Club H. (Apparently SOMEONE was sporting a Orange FUGNUTS hat)
Law1-2a: This law has been FUGNUTED!!!!!
Law 1-3: No one can touch TTopps 55 gallons of blue cheese during wingy eating time.
Law 1-4: No beer sharing between team mates, even if it is after 2am.
Law 1-5: If someone asks you what time it is in side Club H, You respond "its only 8:30 have another beer."
Law 1-6: No one is allowed to pass the puck to Giddy Long Pants if he has a shot at a break away, The break aways are to be left for Hilly and Rob.
Law 1-7: When the ref asks you to "LEAVE" the game you must turn on the hot water for Dennis and then go to Club H and Order beer and food. This law was passed due do Wally Wings.
Law 1-8: Don't piss off the midget go go dancer, this law applies for TTopps.
Law 1-9: Must change your name to a French Canadian name.
Law 1-10: 10 minutes is the allowable time for "Hockey Talk" with White Board. This applies to Wally Wings.
Law 1-11: Under no circumstance is there allowed to be soap sharing in the showers after the game....ENOUGH SAID.
Law 1-12: If the soap hits the floor DON'T Pick it up unless you still have your hockey pants on!!!
Law 1-13: No soda drinking unless there is alcohol in it or you are trying to sober up to drive home.
Law 1-14: No candy buying of any kind in Club H.
Law 1-15: No old style Bell Breakers hats to be worn in Club H.
Law 1-16: When talking to White Board, you have 5 minutes to get the words, "I Rip" out of his mouth.
Law 1-16a: This law is no longer in play due to the fact that White Board is out of the League.
Law 1-17: Working out of state in say Iowa is not permitted on game day.
Law 1-18: If any player of the organization is out of work, that player must be present at Club H.
Law 1-19: Treat Ref Bulushi with respect, even though he sucks.
Law 1-20: When Fire Plug arrives at the table everyone must slide down one seat.
Law 1-21: Don't apologize to opposing player after he crushes his helment across your face while on his knees.
Law 1-22: Halfway to 25 is not 13
Law 1-23: The Chrissy rule: You must shower after game, don't stink up the bar. Ak.Chuckie
Law 1-24: There is to be no touching or luffa using in the shower!!!Especially a PURPLE LUFFA!!!
Law 1-25: A Red scarf may only be sported by "Something about Mary" when she is w/the Red Baron.