The boys couldn't come out and put together a full 45 minutes of Bell Breaker Hockey. They had moments of hard nose Boys in Teal hockey then flashes of Peewee hockey all mixed in. This is one of those loses that stings for awhile. The boys get a week off before they strap them on again to take on Team Green. Hilly was still out with concussion like symptoms.

Eaton Beaver's Reporting

Joke of the week: br> This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend. "I know this Midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, I'm sending him over." The Midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the Midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth, can I see her mouth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's mouth. "Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?" So the owner picks up the Midget and shows the eyes. "Ok, what about the earsth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows the ears. "Ok, finally, I'd like to see her twat." With that the owner picks up the midget ans shoves his head up the horse's twat, then pulls him out. Shaking his head, the Midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase. I'd like to see her run!!!"

BellBreaker Bylaws:
Bylaws that each team member must follow.
Law 1-1: There are to be no Hillyskillets ordered unless Mr. Hillyskillet Himself is at Club H.(Unless Mr. Hillyskillet is not present for the game.)
Law1-1a: Hillyskillets are now in play at all times.
Law 1-2: No one will be allowed to wear rival team's apparel inside the locker room or Club H. (Apparently SOMEONE was sporting a Orange FUGNUTS hat)
Law1-2a: This law has been FUGNUTED!!!!!
Law 1-3: No one can touch TTopps 55 gallons of blue cheese during wingy eating time.
Law 1-4: No beer sharing between team mates, even if it is after 2am.
Law 1-5: If someone asks you what time it is in side Club H, You respond "its only 8:30 have another beer."
Law 1-6: No one is allowed to pass the puck to Giddy Long Pants if he has a shot at a break away, The break aways are to be left for Hilly and Rob.
Law 1-7: When the ref asks you to "LEAVE" the game you must turn on the hot water for Dennis and then go to Club H and Order beer and food. This law was passed due do Wally Wings.
Law 1-8: Don't piss off the midget go go dancer, this law applies for TTopps.
Law 1-9: Must change your name to a French Canadian name.
Law 1-10: 10 minutes is the allowable time for "Hockey Talk" with White Board. This applies to Wally Wings.
Law 1-11: Under no circumstance is there allowed to be soap sharing in the showers after the game....ENOUGH SAID.
Law 1-12: If the soap hits the floor DON'T Pick it up unless you still have your hockey pants on!!!
Law 1-13: No soda drinking unless there is alcohol in it or you are trying to sober up to drive home.
Law 1-14: No candy buying of any kind in Club H.
Law 1-15: No old style Bell Breakers hats to be worn in Club H.
Law 1-16: When talking to White Board, you have 5 minutes to get the words, "I Rip" out of his mouth.
Law 1-16a: This law is no longer in play due to the fact that White Board is out of the League.
Law 1-17: Working out of state in say Iowa is not permitted on game day.
Law 1-18: If any player of the organization is out of work, that player must be present at Club H.
Law 1-19: Treat Ref Bulushi with respect, even though he sucks.
Law 1-20: When Fire Plug arrives at the table everyone must slide down one seat.
Law 1-21: Don't apologize to opposing player after he crushes his helment across your face while on his knees.
Law 1-22: Halfway to 25 is not 13
Law 1-23: The Chrissy rule: You must shower after game, don't stink up the bar. Ak.Chuckie
Law 1-24: There is to be no touching or luffa using in the shower!!!! Especially a PURPLE LUFFA!!!