The playoffs started with a scare for the Breakers going down 2-0 after the 1st period. The Breakers finally settled things down against their Black nemesis, taking control of the game and never looking back. Winning 6-3 to gain a spot in the covenant Iceworks Cup Finals. The Breakers will take a stat full season vs. forever revamping Premier Othro team. The Breakers completed some of their own revamping at the start of the season and using it to crush previous team highs in wins at 11, GF 111 (6.1), & a league leading GAA 64 (3.5).
Game #1 of the Finals was all of that. A wide-open ice that made for alot of chances both ways. The Breakers jumped ahead on their 1st shift, then followed with a unrelenting forecheck made for a long night for Premier's D.. Clogging up the neutral zone made way for alot of give aways which led to several odd man rushes that the Breakers capitalized on. Premier tried to push the play on several man advantages(as the Breakers got on the wrong side of several calls from ref. Belushi)but they could not find away to put the puck behind Vezina-Trav. The Breakers take game 1, 5-3. Keys to game 2 will be to continue to move their legs and find away to stay out of the box. If they do -they will have no trouble closing this out in 2.
Eaton Beaver's brother Red Beaver Reporting

Joke of the week: Hockey Player Trade: A hockey player is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm. His friend Doug stops him and asks, " Hey Bob! Whacha get the case of beer for?" " I got it for my wife, eh" answers Bob. " Oh!" exclaims Doug, " Good trade." br>Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee." "Oh, that's awful!" "You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag Harry, hit the ball, drag Harry."

BellBreaker Bylaws:
Bylaws that each team member must follow.
Law 1-1: There are to be no Hillyskillets ordered unless Mr. Hillyskillet Himself is at Club H.(Unless Mr. Hillyskillet is not present for the game.)
Law1-1a: Hillyskillets are now in play at all times.
Law 1-2: No one will be allowed to wear rival team's apparel inside the locker room or Club H. (Apparently SOMEONE was sporting a Orange FUGNUTS hat)
Law1-2a: This law has been FUGNUTED!!!!!
Law 1-3: No one can touch TTopps 55 gallons of blue cheese during wingy eating time.
Law 1-4: No beer sharing between team mates, even if it is after 2am.
Law 1-5: If someone asks you what time it is in side Club H, You respond "its only 8:30 have another beer."
Law 1-6: No one is allowed to pass the puck to Giddy Long Pants if he has a shot at a break away, The break aways are to be left for Hilly and Rob.
Law 1-7: When the ref asks you to "LEAVE" the game you must turn on the hot water for Dennis and then go to Club H and Order beer and food. This law was passed due do Wally Wings.
Law 1-8: Don't piss off the midget go go dancer, this law applies for TTopps.
Law 1-9: Must change your name to a French Canadian name.
Law 1-10: 10 minutes is the allowable time for "Hockey Talk" with White Board. This applies to Wally Wings.
Law 1-11: Under no circumstance is there allowed to be soap sharing in the showers after the game....ENOUGH SAID.
Law 1-12: If the soap hits the floor DON'T Pick it up unless you still have your hockey pants on!!!
Law 1-13: No soda drinking unless there is alcohol in it or you are trying to sober up to drive home.
Law 1-14: No candy buying of any kind in Club H.
Law 1-15: No old style Bell Breakers hats to be worn in Club H.
Law 1-16: When talking to White Board, you have 5 minutes to get the words, "I Rip" out of his mouth.
Law 1-16a: This law is no longer in play due to the fact that White Board is out of the League.
Law 1-17: Working out of state in say Iowa is not permitted on game day.
Law 1-18: If any player of the organization is out of work, that player must be present at Club H.
Law 1-19: Treat Ref Bulushi with respect, even though he sucks.
Law 1-20: When Fire Plug arrives at the table everyone must slide down one seat.
Law 1-21: Don't apologize to opposing player after he crushes his helment across your face while on his knees.
Law 1-22: Halfway to 25 is not 13
Law 1-23: The Chrissy rule: You must shower after game, don't stink up the bar. Ak.Chuckie
Law 1-24: There is to be no touching or luffa using in the shower!!!Especially a PURPLE LUFFA!!!
Law 1-25: A Red scarf may only be sported by "Something about Mary" when she is w/the Red Baron.